Goth Alt Dark Humor Christmas Stocking, Jolly As F%#k

Because nothing says "festive cheer" quite like a Christmas stocking that refuses to play by the rules. Introducing our Goth Alt Dark Humor Christmas Stocking—proudly declaring "Jolly As F%#k" to anyone boring enough to notice. Tired of those predictable red velvet stockings gathering dust on your mantelpiece? This is for the rebels, the misfits, and everyone who thinks tinsel is a crime against humanity. Perfect for those who view traditional Christmas décor with the same enthusiasm most people reserve for root canals. Stuff it with whatever dark delights your twisted heart desires—from gothic goodies to alternative treasures—and watch the traditionalists squirm. It's the stocking that finally understands you don't need jingle bells and candy canes to make the season memorable. For the strange, the unusual, and those who've mastered the art of festive sarcasm, this stocking is your people. Embrace the chaos. Embrace the darkness. Embrace the absolute refusal to be normal.

 Measures 15.3 inches with a 7.8 inch opening.